Good-bye?Chud am #1. Chud am captain of Evil Empire, the good guys of dodgeball. Last game, Empire play Shouldice, the bad Evil Empire. Shouldice are Bizarro Evil Empire.
Shouldice am last ever team Evil Empire played five years from now. Evil Empire loved Shouldice so much. Empire beat Shouldice 14-1 in first game. For years, Evil Empire better then Shouldice.
Evil Empire had Shouldice wrapped around finger so much, Empire tied them on purpose to set-up ideal playoffs.
A few years from now, Empire took a season off, while Shouldice kept playing. Shouldice practiced on own time. Shouldice learned to play better.
Empire developed complex about Shouldice. Shouldice win Canadian Beach Dodgeball Championships repeatedly. Shouldice become Empire's greatest rival. Baldy am captain of Shouldice. Baldy am best dodgeball player in Toronto.
Empire and Shouldice am same, but different.
Empire wear black. Shouldice white.
Shouldice disciplined, Empire emotional.
Shouldice captain bald, Empire's captain have hair everywhere.
Empire creative and create new plays. Shouldice stick to fundamentals.
Evil Empire hate new TCSSC rules, Shouldice love new TCSSC rules.
Empire lose to Shouldice 17-13. Empire am happy though. Empire discover new chink in Shouldice's armour. Shouldice am false sense of confidence. Empire going to see Shouldice again in playoffs.
Shouldice in for unpleasant surprise.
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